August 13, 2004
AVP! AVP! AVP!
Alien Versus Predator is out!Okay, I'm probably not going to see it.
But, check out its rating:
'Alien vs. Predator' is rated PG-13 for Violence, Language, Horror Images, Slime and Gore.Oh, they fell afoul of the dreaded SLIME provision! If not for that, they might have had the ultimate prize, PG!
Fortunately the MPAA are doing an excellent job of protecting our country's youth from the sight of...K-Y jelly, or whatever the propsmaster is using to impugn extraterrestrial hygiene. Just you wait. The Salivating Man-Eating Extraterrestials for Truth are going to such a blatant attempt at slime-slinging.
Seriously, the trailer looked interesting. It might make a good rental. But I'll save my time and cash for the director's cut of "Donnie Darko."
Posted by: Joe Medina at August 13, 2004 03:39 PMOkay, I was just searching Weblogs.com for recently updated sites, and I came across this site, and seriously, this has to be the funneist post I've ready all day. I can't believe they're putting SLIME in movies these days!
- Zack Scott
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